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ChuckNorris

网络查克诺里斯；查克罗礼士

ChuckNorris

ChuckNorris

ChuckNorris

查克诺里斯

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查克罗礼士

而被称为“地表上最厉害的男人”的查克罗礼士（ChuckNorris）也说：“我认为演出此片是我做过自与李小龙对打之后，最刺激也 …

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Little known medical fact : Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother 's womb .

你可能不知道的医学常识：ChuckNorris 发明了剖腹产，当他一个 roundhouse 踢从他妈的子宫里出来的时候。

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On his birthday , Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun .

每逢生日，ChuckNorris 都会选择一个幸运小孩，然后把他扔到太阳上去。

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it . Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground .

广岛从来就没被什么原子弹炸过。ChuckNorris 跳下飞机，然后一拳轰在地上。

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis .

ChuckNorris 是世界上唯一的在网球比赛里打赢了一堵墙的男人。

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood , he declines the syringe , and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket .

当 ChuckNorris 去献血的时候，他拒绝使用针管。他要了一把手枪和一个桶。

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man , it won't be because he is gay . It will be because he has run out of women.

当 ChuckNorris 和一个男人搞的时候，那不是因为他是同性恋，那是因为他把所有的女人都搞完了没得搞了。

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage .

ChuckNorris 用他的牙齿磨咖啡，然后用他的怒火把水煮开。

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While urinating , Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium .

ChuckNorris 能一边撒尿，一边很轻松地钛焊。

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide . When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

当 StevenSeagal 杀掉一个忍者时，他只剥它的皮 ——而当 ChuckNorris 杀掉一个忍者时，他会用掉它的一切部分。

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade .

《拯救大兵瑞恩》的开场场景是根据 ChuckNorris 二年级玩躲避球游戏的情景改编的。

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